May 2012
164 posts
soficoppolas:
spnwhore:
i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself
#the other 40% is me crying by myself
“If you don’t know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr....”
– John Green (via chronic-nostalgia)
crosbylover:
LA Kings Fans:
New Jersey Devils Fans:
Everyone else:
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the avengers?
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
Reblog if you want Jordan Staal to stay a...
What is it with hockey players and children?
swedechildofmine:
dontmesswithvancity:
who gave a kid to Biz?!
^ this comment
staalsby:
Someone want to come over and have sex?
Amen. I’m PMSing and horny as hell.
The 7 Stages of Grief: NHL Playoffs Edition
Shock and Denial: Screaming at the television for two hours after the game actually ended, refreshing Twitter repeatedly to make sure the score actually was 55-0
Guilt: Blaming yourself because you didn't wear your lucky socks on game day and eat your 5:00 peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit on the couch with the pillows to your left
Anger & Bargaining: Blaming Pierre McGuire/NBC for all of your problems
Depression: Weeping uncontrollably into your jerseys, spending hours staring longingly at pictures of your captain on tumblr
Adjusting: Attempting to fill the void in your life by rooting for another team...Go Kings?
Acceptance: Creating a GM-worthy master plan for next season complete with salary figures, trade and draft prospects, and new lines
sarahxhockey:
why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate
we are a bromance
we should act as bros
amandaplease28:
I literally laugh out loud every time I see that breakfast Seguin picture about Chara eating his blanket.
I didn't run into anyone I know today.
sodamnrelatable:
Guess who’s wearing the exact same thing tomorrow.
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oh my god i just remember being in fourth grade art and my art teacher printed off a nude painting of a male from the waste up because we weren’t mature enough to understand the artistic beauty of the male anatomy
and i was just like
“show me the damn dick”
bieberarts:
if we follow each other i automatically consider you my friend so don’t be surprised if i reply to your posts like i’ve known you for ages
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has...
artninja-mcrockviking:
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
20 years from now, we’ll look back on embarrassing old facebook statuses instead of embarrassing old pictures
Anonymous asked: Really hoping you update soon! I love your stories :)
When there's a fight at school and you get up to...
sodamnrelatable:
But the teacher’s like:
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I won't be able to function properly if they trade...
I mean, that man singlehandedly stole my jersey virginity..
That shit rolls mad deep, yo.
